I know you are into a lot of weird music–do you ever see yourself drinking blood down the road? And if so, what blood type? – Najmeh.
How do I compliment someone of the opposite sex without it getting sexual? – Chaddyboy.
Click on any of the questions to link to the blog post in which it was answered! Recently, I’ve begun answering actual reader mail as well, you can find the full list of answered questions here, both real, and google searches. Mailbag Monday is my long-running feature where I facetiously answer the ridiculous google searches that bring people to my website as though they were actual reader mail.